"That's My Amore" Classic: 900

by Jim Mix

Los Angeles, CA - Love was interviewed by Channel 5, KTLA's entertainment reporter, SAM RUBIN who is also on 97.1 FM, KLSX following Howard Stern. KTLA is a WB Network affilate and KLSX is a Infinity/Viacom owned station. The Interview was conducted in New York City on a press junket for "Heartbreakers". She was also there for "The Devil and Daniel Webster" in case of any last minute looping and/or refilming of scenes.

Sam and Love talked about...here we go....her breasts.

Now according to Sam, in the movie HEARTBREAKERS (from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer), Sam and his side kick, Malibu Dan on KLSX talked about Love's breast being a 34C in the movie and a 34A in real life.

This brings up the question....Who gives a shit?

I swear Dolly Parton never got that much exposure especially when she was ONLY interviewed in Playboy Magazine, many years ago.

Paltrow....talented and beautiful, Crawford....beautiful, Harrison Ford...great ass and sexy..., Paul McCartney...Oh My God!....Howard Stern...King of All Media....but when it comes to Love? Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, and etc.

Is there a conspiracy going on here?

Back to the broadcast, Sam and Dan also said about Love that she is being an approachable person and sweet, a sassy siren (huh?), and then they played the audio tape of the KTLA Morning News interviewed that aired on KTLA, this morning (March 12, 2001).

Love said humorously that her breasts are dedicated to Erin Brockovich and Julia Roberts....on the set of Heartbreakers...

What am I? Chop liver? Dedicate something to me! Hmmmmm!!!!!

There was the Boob and Hiney Patrol to be sure that she was sexy and pretty physical in the movie....she says she wasn't planning on looking sexy for this movie, but having fun---which she does in real life.

Does she ever "con" her way of getting out of a traffic ticket and she said she'll start crying, touch her skin, and many other different ways. But she'll get the ticket no matter what.

Then there was the story about the young actor, Robert Iler who plays Tony, Jr. on HBO's "The Sopranos" is a hugh fan of Love...has over two hundred pics of her all over his bedroom and the two met on the set of "The Devil and Daniel Webster".

NOW HERE IS THE ONE TO END ALL RUMORS.......

Love has 900 boyfriends.....10 a day....from 6AM till 1AM eastern/pacific (depending on where she is)....once in a while...it's a convention with all 900....nicknames from Honey Bunch #1, #2 to Sweet Cheeks #1, #2, etc.

By the way, I have announcement to make......I am dating Jennifer Love Hewitt.....I'm number 901....and my nickname to her is Dear Occupant #1....call me by my first name, "Dear".....now you can start laughing.

Continuing with the audio interview....she started Stephen Mazur's career of co-writing the Heartbreakers script.....Stephen Mazur and his writing partner, Paul Guay who wrote "Heartbreakers" also wrote "Liar Liar" starring Jim Carrey, and Steven was a radio engineer on the Sam Rubin Show on 97.1, KLSX, Los Angeles, CA. Guay & Mazur also wrote the Little Rascals movie for Steven Speilberg.

As for the Screen Actors Guild strike if go into effect on July 1, 2001 (which never did)...she doesn't want a strike and she is trying hard enough to find a lot of work in case it happens. She said she would go nuts without any work...She'd goes nuts and she has 900 boyfriends...plus me?

So there you go. What have we learned so far....that Dolly Parton is jealous of her (just kidding).

I wish she was flat as a board.....so we can talk about her talent and herself....Sorry, I had to say that, Love...

:-p